I Survived The Parallel Welcome Sequence Sweatshirt
I Survived The Parallel Welcome Sequence Sweatshirt
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What? You want a REWARD for 'surviving' my ingeniously crafted, awe-inspiring, Reddit-ban-worthy Parallel Welcome Sequence™??
Fine, {first_name_fix!).
You get a sweatshirt.
Even though I SAVED you from malicious goo-roos. I STOPPED you from becoming a desperate copy hamster. I KIDNAPPED you---wait. Ahem.
Regardless, you should be paying ME.
On second thought...
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
S | 27 | 20 |
M | 28 | 22 |
L | 29 | 24 |
XL | 30 | 26 |
2XL | 31 | 28 |
3XL | 32 | 30 |
4XL | 33 | 32 |
5XL | 34 | 34 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
L | 73.7 | 61 |
XL | 76.2 | 66 |
2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |