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What? You want a REWARD for 'surviving' my ingeniously crafted, awe-inspiring, Reddit-ban-worthy Parallel Welcome Sequence™??
Fine, {first_name_fix!).
You get a hoodie.
Even though I SAVED you from malicious goo-roos. I STOPPED you from becoming a desperate copy hamster. I KIDNAPPED you---wait. Ahem.
Regardless, you should be paying ME.
On second thought...
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
| 4XL |
33 |
32 |
| 5XL |
34 |
34 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
| S |
68.6 |
50.8 |
| M |
71.1 |
55.9 |
| L |
73.7 |
61 |
| XL |
76.2 |
66 |
| 2XL |
78.7 |
71.1 |
| 3XL |
81.3 |
76.2 |
| 4XL |
83.8 |
81.3 |
| 5XL |
86.4 |
86.4 |
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