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I Survived The Parallel Welcome Sequence Tote Bag

I Survived The Parallel Welcome Sequence Tote Bag

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What? You want a REWARD for 'surviving' my ingeniously crafted, awe-inspiring, Reddit-ban-worthy Parallel Welcome Sequence™??

Fine, {first_name_fix!).

You get a tote bag.

Even though I SAVED you from malicious goo-roos. I STOPPED you from becoming a desperate copy hamster. I KIDNAPPED you---wait. Ahem.

Regardless, you should be paying ME.

On second thought...

 

Size guide

  BAG WIDTH (inches) BAG HEIGHT (inches)
One size 16 ½ 16 ½
  BAG WIDTH (cm) BAG HEIGHT (cm)
One size 42 42
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